Welcome to Not Me! Monday. This is where we tell all the things that, of course, we never would have done last week. Here is what MckMama, the creator of Not Me! Monday says, " Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!"
I did not spend the majority of last week at work surfing blogs and "meeting" new people. When at work, I work. When there is no work to be done, I find work to be done. I would never waste entire days reading about other people's lives.
There is no way that I let my child watch a movie and eat a hamburger and pringles for dinner. In the living room. On the couch. While I went and showered and laid down. I do not let my child watch that much tv. And I always prepare her a well balanced dinner that we sit down at the table together and eat.
I am not sunburned to high heavens. I am not so fair skinned that even with SPF 50 sunscreen on that I got sunburned so badly that I am still today wearing my swimsuit, instead of a true bra, under my clothes. And all this after not spending only 3 hours out in the sun.
I was not so bored yesterday that I agreed to watch a movie with my boyfriend only to find out that the movie he chose was Role Models. Which I did not laugh through the entire movie.
And, of course, my obligatory laundry disclaimer, I did not allow the laundry to accumulate once again this weekend. I, of course, took care of it on Friday when I was off for the 3 day weekend. I would never let the laundry go because I do it every day. I always make sure that all of the laundry is always clean for my family. (Those are definitely not links to the fact that I DO NOT let my laundry pile up EVERY WEEK!!!)
And if you believe that I didn't do the things above that I say I didn't do....then stick around. This should be interesting. But, if you know that I could just be participating in NMM, then head on over to MckMama's site and check out the things my friends are totally not doing. :-)