Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It was NOT me that wrote two super sad and depressing posts two days in a row. I am a happy upbeat person. I don't let ppl see the downside. That would mean I am totally human and not superwoman as I portray.
It is NOT me that has lost...wait for it....FIFTEEN POUNDS!!!!!!! I am not the one who is eating healthy and monitoring my calories and drinking a ton of water. That brings me down to 227 for anyone that is NOT keeping track with me. Still a long ways to go, but I am definitely feeling a difference. What do you think?
On that same note, it is NOT me who totally did not work out this whole last week due to a case of the aforementioned BLAHs. And it is also not me who will be doing Pilates this evening after the Walking Cardio Shape Up.
When Lorelli went peepee in her panties and then proceeded to LIE about it, it was NOT THIS MOM that popped her bottom and made her stand in timeout with NO panties on.
And while she was standing in timeout with NO panties it, I was definitely NOT searching the house hoping and praying that I could find ONE pair of panties that was still clean. And this is most assuredly NOT because I failed to do laundry yet again until the poor three year old had no more clean panties. (Luckily I DID find one pair)
Lorelli did NOT get a haircut last week that ended in her hair being about 5 inches shorter than I had planned. This is NOT because as I went to make the last snip she jerked her head backwards causing me to take a HUGE chunk of hair out. She is NOT sporting a cute new short 'doo. And she absolutely DOES NOT love it!!!!