Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. But only AFTER you read my post, of course.
I am NOT writing this post at 1 a.m. I would never stay up so late knowing I have SUCH a busy week ahead of me. That is ridiculous.
I did NOT stay up until midnight retaking my stinkin' Algebra exam only to get a worse score than I had originally. What the eff would that be about? No way did that happen in MY house.
I did NOT take the Algebra test so late because I absolutely refused to do any school related work yesterday. I did not laze about watching movies and playing on the computer and chatting with friends. Nope. I am super responsible and always adhere to the idea that work must be completed before playtime.
While I was NOT lazing about on a Saturday (and a lot of today, also), I did NOT stay in pajammies. And its a good thing because they were definitely NOT the pajammies that I put on Friday night when I got home from work.
I am NOT so in awe of some of the people I follow in bloggy land and on Twitter that I thought it was UBER awesome for @MckMama to follow me and @barefootfoodie to say I am in her faves column. Woot Woot. That would emblazon me with the word NERD (or stalker) across my forehead.
I did NOT, for the first time since moving into the new apt, wash, dry, and fold ALLLLLL the laundry. I, of course, stay on top of this at all times. Laundry never is piled on the bed so that there is only a sliver for me to lie in at night.
I am NOT BEYOND excited that tomorrow I am finally getting my car back. I have not driven, or even sat in, my car since Christmas Day. I miss my baby. And its definitwly NOT going to cost me an arm, a leg, and perhaps YOUR first born child to get it out. Yikes!
I am NOT even more excited than that to announce (to the whole world on a regular basis) that I am going BACK to New York. For a delayed Valentine's weekend. With the woman who is so very NOT the best girlfriend ever. (Except for the part where she mocked the Denver Broncos...How Dare She?!?!)
I am NOT excited for the appearance of Le Swoon into my awesome Julonberisse's life. The three of us that were so broken this summer seem to be happy and thriving and finding ourselves waking up in a much better place in our lives.
And lastly...I am soooooo very NOT thankful for all the amazing people I have met online who have become incredible friends..You guys do NOT lift my spirits, make me laugh, cry with me, and keep me feeling strong. I mean....you're just bloggy friends....not the friends that I call (text) most often...RIGHT?!?! I do NOT absolutely love you guys.